~And I'm pretty sure the coffee pot will crap the bed tomorrow morning BEFORE I've had my coffee. I mean it's been 6 months since we bought this coffee maker. It's practically an antique.
~Tae found out that if he sits on wood chairs and farts that it makes a really cool sound.
~He also let me know that if you pee on a tree in the winter that it freezes before it drips down the tree. Nice.
~Tae came into my office today with a United States puzzle that was all dishelveled. He asked for help putting it together but we seemed to be missing some pieces. I asked him where the rest of the pieces were. He said, "Oh They didn't fit anywhere so I threw them out." Uh huh. I think I'll take that approach with things in my life. If it doesn't fit...throw it out!
~Tomorrow is Valentines Day. I loaded my kids up with candy today. Halloween and Valentines Day are days of enjoying candy.
~The kids are going to bed early tomorrow because I have a date with my husband. It's at home, I'm cooking and the kids better be scarce. We need Mommy and Daddy time. I missed his birthday when I was in the hospital and now I'm nothing short of neglectful.
~I cleaned off my desk today. I mean cleaned. Lysol wipes cleaned. There is nothing on it except the computers and keyboards. Very cathartic.
~Did you know Cathartic was my very favorite word?
~Did you know that Peeps and Smarties are my favorite junk food and candy?
~According to Patrick, if your Minister makes a pastoral visit to your house.....you've been pastorized (pasteurized-get it) Maybe it's only a joke a mom could love!
~Touching terra cotta (like clay pots) gives me the willies and makes my teeth itch. (It can happen)
~I need new monkey slippers. Everyone's feet should be happy and mine are happy in monkey slippers.